I’d Like to Thank Betsy Ross

…and those founding father guys, for coming together when it counted, and freeing us from British tyranny.  I’d like to wish my fellow Amer-Ricans a Happy 4th, may your day be loaded with rum filled slushy drinks, carb-conscious beer, lots of dead beef and chicken, and for fucks sake don’t get so drunk, you think you can eat M80’s!

Sto Lat!

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