Asked to clarify Shark Night 3D
- Free 3D Glasses.
- Sharks coming off screen at you.
- Donal Logue as a bitter redneck sheriff rocking out to 80’s hair bands.
- Attractive redneck with scar, is attractive.
- Cookie Cutter sharks eating what was a lame oft used female character type.
- Dead ‘gay Corbet’ from Supernatural, is the hero.
- Real Racist stays true to his values and doesn’t sexually harass Hispanic girl.
- Not enough shark attacks
- Token black guy saddled with ‘balling is my only way out of the hood’ sub-plot.
- Token Jewish guy cracking all the best snark, and still not getting laid.
- Empowered girl is just a big wuss that can’t handle stress.
- Closeted gay pretty boy remains in the closet.
- Two white people are the only ones smart enough to be left alive for sequel.